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It’s Friday! The final Friday in April, and Avengers: Endgame is finally here!

Got back from my mmini-vacation and then worked super late the next three days. Oh, what a week!

Anyway, welcome to the Friday Five. This week I bring you: the top five (IMHO) stories of the week, five stories of interest to queers and our allies, five stories about what should happen next to the alleged president, and five videos (plus some things I wrote).

Stories of the Week:

Why Won’t Twitter Treat White Supremacy Like ISIS? Because It Would Mean Banning Some Republican Politicians Too.

WA Lawmaker Behind Biblical War Plan Discussed Violent Tactics with Extremists.

The Fraudulence of ‘Pro-life, Christian’ Bullies.

Elizabeth Warren Wants College to Be Free — The Democratic presidential hopeful has proposed canceling outstanding loans and making public college tuition-free—and she has an idea for how to .

BREAKING DOWN EVERY MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE MOVIE’S DIALOGUE, BY THE NUMBERS.

This Week in News for Queers and Allies:

“Rapid-Onset Gender Dysphoria” Study Is Deeply Flawed, Says New Critique.

United Methodists edge toward breakup over LGBT policies — Under one scenario, many centrists and liberals would leave en masse to form a new denomination — a potentially complex endeavor..

Gay Men Photographed With Homocon Aaron Schock Offer Apology: We Just Met, Didn’t Know He’s Horrible.

The discovery of a small community in the Dominican Republic, where some males are born looking like girls and only grow penises at puberty, has led to the development of a blockbuster drug that has helped millions of people, writes Michael Mosley..

Franklin Graham Gets Holy Hell After Telling Pete Buttigieg To Repent For Being Gay.

This Week in Impeach to Mo-Fo Already:

IMPEACH THE MOTHER FUCKER ALREADY!

Mueller report unable to clear Trump of obstruction of justice — Special counsel says evidence obtained about the president threw up ‘difficult issues.

I’ve warned that impeachment talk is dangerous, but the time has come: Laurence Tribe — The consequential decision to impeach should not be made lightly. But Mueller’s damning report is an invitation that Congress shouldn’t refuse..

A Trump Transition Staffer Calls for Impeachment — The Mueller Report Was My Tipping Point.

‘This is risky’: Trump’s thirst for Mueller revenge could land him in trouble — Team Trump’s bellicose rhetoric could expose the president to fresh charges of witness intimidation and obstruction of justice.

Things I wrote:

Weekend Update 4/20/2019: 20th Anniversary of a Horrible Precursor.

May your chocolate bunnies never run out!.

Snap, crackle, pop isn’t just about cereal.

Videos!

Morning Joe goes nuclear on Franklin Graham’s attack on Pete Buttigieg:

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The Democratic Endgame:

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lovelytheband – maybe, i’m afraid (Official Video):

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Wils – Open Up Babe (Music Video):

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Taylor Swift – ME! (feat. Brendon Urie of Panic! At The Disco):

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