…but I am not posting an April Fools’ Day joke.
I have done a few. In college as member of the editorial board of two different campus papers, I helped produce a few April Fool’s Day editions. On my old LiveJournal I am still rather proud of the post I wrote explaining why I had decided to become a Gay Republican and start actively working to oppress myself.
If I were to do an April Fool’s Day post, I would adhere to the following rules:
- I plan it out in advance, giving myself time to edit it a time or two before it is posted.
- The topic is not something that will make people worry (nothing about fake injuries or illness, not pretending to be angry at my friends, anything like that)
- The butt of the joke needs to be me
I have, over the years since I started blogging, only come up with a few that met those conditions. Even though I tried to pick things that I didn’t think would upset someone, I managed to do so two of those times—the opening sentence of the Gay Republican joke made one friend think that Michael and I were breaking up, and one of my fellow bibliophile friends fell for the one where I Michael and I decided to throw away all 6000+ books in our house.
The point of a joke is to make people laugh. If they aren’t laughing, it isn’t funny.
I am fond of a good news April Fool’s Pranks. Among my favorites:
NPR: Portable Zip Codes
Garden News: Dinosaur vine
And I can’t find a link to this one: one of the local radio stations did a story claiming one of the island out in Puget Sound had come loose from its moorings and was floating wildly around the Sound. They kept giving updates throughout the afternoon as the island was sighted in different places, along with attempts to try to capture it and tow it back.